Statements from todays grand UK iPhone unveiling ceremony...
"We've partnered with Carphone Wharehouse, 1300 points of distribution in the UK. Every store will have an expert on the phone"
Well! That in itself is a giant leap forward... fancy! ... Phone experts staffing Cr*phone Wh*rehouse! That
will be something new!
"1000 customer care agents dedicated to iPhone customers."
Sounds like some of the CW 'experts' will be chasing from store to store then! ... Either that or it means that O2 are frantically retraining their customer service personnel! ... And not before time!
"The 3G chipsets are real power hogs. Handset battery life cuts power to 2-3 hours.
Hmm... Makes the battery-life that the
N95 manages with 3G seem quite impressive!
"There is a limit: 1,400 internet pages per day would break the deal as part of fair usage agreement"
Amazing how all these 'unlimited' data deals are anything but!!
"We're investing in EDGE. As many people have noticed, hey I have EDGE! By launch we'll be north of 30% and build from there."
Investing in EDGE!! And soon, there'll be over 30% coverage! Maybe the next logical step is to provide free cocoa-tins and string to all customers?
"80% of high end customers from other networks would be willing to switch carriers based on their data."
Genuine 'high-end customers' will already be using high-end phones! Why the hell would they want to downgrade?
Apple Hype = Apple Tripe!
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